averagefairy:

u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise


first-kiss-since-45:

vikadi:

set of nostalgia drawings by gabriel picolo. i don’t think i have enough space on my tumblr for all his works that i’d like to post.

these are incredible


I hope one day you’re as happy as you’re pretending to be.
(via massiv3)

(Source: minivampire)


methbusters:

who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot



(Source: hopelessbaka)


exoticblatz:

Oh this so beautiful

exoticblatz:

Oh this so beautiful

(Source: kurkova)


mens-rights-activia:

Benedict Cumberbatch is stopped yet again from illegally downloading movies, God bless

mens-rights-activia:

Benedict Cumberbatch is stopped yet again from illegally downloading movies, God bless

(Source: crocroach)


First things first I’m a racist
Iggy Azalea (via the-mtn)

(Source: muslimfeminist)



therealhamster:

anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars


(Source: stonedpervert)


aquaticwonder:

“Le bonheur de vivre" (1905-06), Henri Matisse oil on canvas.

aquaticwonder:

Le bonheur de vivre" (1905-06), Henri Matisse
oil on canvas.


I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?
Daniel Radcliffe (via hankgreensmoustache)

Pigeon delay

(Source: m.mlb.com)